Too many Books and too many Notes!

How I feel when i take all my study material to school with me...

Then I look at the number of pages of notes I have to the upcoming Cardio, Pulmonary, Renal and Pharmacology Test and I'm like.....

How does He do that???

When a lecturer is so good that he convinces you that you actually like the material in class, then when you get home you are just like...

How'd he do that? 

Dr. James, you have made the Professor Hall of Fame for making Renal interesting and fun.
#ProfHallofFame

-G

Really?!?!? You thought a NINE hour lecture day would be a effective learning strategy...

My brain going in to the 5th hour of Class...

-G

We are not a clapping class...

When that one person tries to start applause after a lecture... The rest of the class is like:

CAKE!

When they ask students how we want to celebrate a Profs retirement...

Yes... chocolate cake!

I can't even function anymore

Trying to do anything after class on 8 hour class days...

I don't want to even think about doing anything.

So you said you have pain in your baby toe... Tell me more about that?

When I run out of questions for my standardized patient before my interview time is up...